Dolphins fans get ready for the side show. Ochocinco was signed to the Miami Dolphins on Monday after being released by the Patriots. Looks like Evelyn won't be leaving South Beach after all. I really hope this guy gets his game together and stays out the news.

Like the timeless saying goes, what a difference a day makes.

For Chad Ochocinco truer words have never been spoken. Until yesterday, he was just some (well known) “Unemployed Black Guy.”

On Monday, Ochocinco, a former Pro Bowl receiver, signed with the Miami Dolphins four days after being released by the New England Patriots, reports ESPN.

“Congrats to Chad,” tweeted his agent, Drew Rosenhaus. “It’s nice to come home.”

Even thought the 34-year-old Ochocinco, a Miami native, made the Pro Bowl six times -most recently in 2009 – he had only a minor role in his lone season with the Patriots, catching 15 passes for 276 yards.

And now that Ochocinco is back in the football saddle, maybe won’t have to take the offer he was made by porn site PornHub.

If you haven’t heard, the flashy wide receiver was offered $69,000 to change his name. PornHub, tweeted Ochocinco about the name change and told their followers about the deal they offered him.

Via Twitter, the Pornhub folks told said, “We offered @ochocinco $69,000 to change his name to Chad Seisnueve. We have yet to hear back.”

Not too long after, and in true Ochocinco fashion, he responded to PornHub by asking for more money. He wrote, “Add a 0 in front of the 9.” If our math is correct, that would come out to be $609,000 which the site said yes to.

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